Few months ago when I told my friends that I was up for grabs in the matrimonial websites.. A very good friend of mine, who moved to the US one fine day and only to be tracked after years, simply by the virtue of havin my email id in his wallet which he tried clearin up after good 6 years.. He is happily married to Hanne and he had a word of advice, rather 6 advices to MARRIED LIFE.. Well not that I'm anywhere close to bein married but thought these were quite valid points and wanted to see if my other married folks would agree and have any additional inputs to the same. The followin was his advice ;-)
I would like to impart to you a few golden rules that will come in handy and save you a lot of grief.
1. She's always right
2. Always keep one ear open, so you know what she's saying - you will learn this valuable technique after the first time she cracks you on the head.
3. Never answer the following question: Does this dress make me look fat?
4. Never forget a birthday or anniversary or any other important day.
5. Don't believe her when she tells you that she doesn't like to shop...all women like to shop (it's in their genes) the only question is what they like to shop for.
6. Lastly, always always be original.
Lets see what you've got to say folks ;-)
I would like to impart to you a few golden rules that will come in handy and save you a lot of grief.
1. She's always right
2. Always keep one ear open, so you know what she's saying - you will learn this valuable technique after the first time she cracks you on the head.
3. Never answer the following question: Does this dress make me look fat?
4. Never forget a birthday or anniversary or any other important day.
5. Don't believe her when she tells you that she doesn't like to shop...all women like to shop (it's in their genes) the only question is what they like to shop for.
6. Lastly, always always be original.
Lets see what you've got to say folks ;-)
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Good set of rules. The most important is rule No 1 heheh :)
ReplyDelete1. She's always right....OFCOURSE SHE THINKS BEFORE SAYING
ReplyDelete2. Always keep one ear open, so you know what she's saying - you will learn this valuable ....LISTENING IS AN ART AND MEN ARE LESS CREATIVE
technique after the first time she cracks you on the head.
3. Never answer the following question: Does this dress make me look fat? EXCEPTIONS EXIST AND NOWADAYS EXCEPTIONS ARE COMMON SO DNT WORRY IF U R LUCKY SHE WUD NEVER ASK U THIS QUEST
4. Never forget a birthday or anniversary or any other important day. SHE WONT CRIB ON THIS COZ SHE'S AWARE AND LEARNED AND KNOWS MEN ARE BAD WITH HISTORY AND GOOD AT SPORTS ;-)
5. Don't believe her when she tells you that she doesn't like to shop...all women like to shop (it's in their genes) the only question is what they like to shop for. DNT U WORRY ON THIS TOO...COZ MONEY MATTERS TO EVERYONE THESE DAYS...SHE EARNS HENCE KNOWS THE VALUE OF HARD EARNED MONEY
6. Lastly, always always be original. FINALLY SO TRUE!!!